Doug might not be a great politician but he sure is fun.. so why would you want change?
Some Doug Wilson Quotes
Don’t you bang that gavel at me, you sanctimonious Jesus freak. You know, your long skirt isn’t long enough lady. I saw your fat ankles. Calf, right into ankle. Cankles!
I can’t go to prison. There’s no sushi in prison. Unless you count dick!
I dropped my keys in a porto potty. There was a raccoon in there. I punched it out.
Nancy, trust me, a bakery is impossible to run without drug money.
You think you’re better than me Botwin because your Van has no windows?