I Love Lamp
He loves lamp, has an I.Q. of 48, likes hair that looks like wet popcorn and touching you in the bathing suit area. Trump – Stupid as a Brick Tamland, at least.
Some other Presidential quotes.
“Maybe later on we can get together and touch each other in the bathing suit area.”
“I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I’m wrong.”
“Your hair looks like wet popcorn.”
“I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.”
Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Admit it… some of those could be the real Donald Trump quote.
Russia and Trump. They go together like two scoops of ice cream and red KGB sprinkles.
kak•is•toc•ra•cy (kăkˌĭ-stŏkˈrə-sē, käˌkĭ-) n. Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens. Trump is clearly going to give it…