Doug Wilson – Change just brings problems
Doug might not be a great politician but he sure is fun.. so why would you want change? Vote for Doug, you know change just brings problems.
Some Doug Wilson Quotes
Don’t you bang that gavel at me, you sanctimonious Jesus freak. You know, your long skirt isn’t long enough lady. I saw your fat ankles. Calf, right into ankle. Cankles!
I can’t go to prison. There’s no sushi in prison. Unless you count dick!
I dropped my keys in a porto potty. There was a raccoon in there. I punched it out.
Nancy, trust me, a bakery is impossible to run without drug money.
You think you’re better than me Botwin because your Van has no windows?
The best councilman you ever saw.
If you remember your last visit to McBarfigans, Mr McBarf and Dr Mindy Lahiri will be very disappointed in you.
Even if you DON'T hate your job (what are you, some kind of freak?) it might be fun to make…
Are you a good person? Of course you are but do people care? No… and it makes you sooo angry!…
Sure, they're not supreme but still pretty pretty pretty good.