Anti Bush & political Quotes

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"It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you."
- Dick Cheney

"President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers."
- Craig Kilborn

"We make jokes about it but the truth is this presidential election really offers us a choice of two well-informed opposing positions on every issue. OK, they both belong to John Kerry, but they're still there."
- Jay Leno

"It's the one year anniversary of the Iraq war. President Bush and Dick Cheney shared a quiet dinner to celebrate and then they paged through their scrapbook of made-up intelligence."
- Bill Maher

"Today you and I can send a powerful message to John Kerry. We can promise him that we will never let him stand alone in the face of Republican attacks"
- Bill Clinton

"Whatever the explanation, whatever nuances he might fault us for neglecting, it is not an impressive record for someone who aspires to become commander in chief in this time of testing for our country."
- Dick Cheney on John Kerry

"I would certainly hope that we could raise the level of this debate"
- Senator John McCain (R - Arizona)

"These guys [Republicans] are the most crooked, you know, lying group I've ever seen."
- John Kerry

"Bush arguably has committed the greatest strategic blunder in modern memory. To put it bluntly, he attacked the wrong target..."
- James Webb, secretary of the Navy in the Reagan administration

"I don't believe anyone that I know in the administration ever said that Iraq had nuclear weapons."
- Donald Rumsfeld, May 14, 2003

"It just isn't. There are certain things like that, myths that are floating around. I'm glad you asked. This war has nothing to do with oil, literally nothing to do with oil."
- Donald Rumsfeld

"He's the bosses son who comes in and fires you, that's who George Bush is."
- Bill Maher

"He went in to Panama to get Noriega because he was the big coke dealer, that must have went over well with junior. 'Thanks dad'"
- Bill Maher on George Sr and Jr.

"Boeing is working on an invisible fighter jet so nobody can see who's flying it. Didn't George Bush fly this in the National Guard, I believe?"
- Craig Kilborn

"Some see the move as an attempt to preserve traditional values, while others see it as a cynical ploy to ensure that Vice President Dick Cheney will never have to pay for his gay daughter's wedding."
- Jon Stewart, on Bush proposing a Constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage

"Disarmament by war and democracy by occupation are difficult prospects."
- Hans Blix

"It looks like President Bush will be handing over power to the Iraqis by June 30th. That's amazing and not only that, but it looks like he'll be handing over power to the Democrats by November 2nd."
- David Letterman

"Due to budget crunches, Bush has had to scale some of the programs. He has a new program, 'Leave A Couple of Kids Behind.'"
-David Letterman

"It looks like President Bush will be handing over power to the Iraqis by June 30th. That's amazing and not only that, but it looks like he'll be handing over power to the Democrats by November 2nd."
- David Letterman

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