Anti Bush & political Quotes

Here are all the quotes and bushisms we have come across. Have we missed a good one? Send it to us!

"It's fun to shoot some people. I'll be right upfront with you, I like brawling."
- Infantry officer Lt. Gen. James N. Mattis

"[Donald Rumsfeld] is doing a spectacular job, and the president has great confidence in him"
- Chief of Staff, Andrew Card

"This issue of the secretary of defence not personally signing the letters is just astounding to me... I have no confidence in Rumsfeld"
- Republican Senator Chuck Hagel

"We still don't know what the deal is what that thing in Bush's back, but I tell you, if God has a sense of humor, it is something that can only be cured with stem cell research."
-Bill Maher, on the bulge in Bush's back during the first presidential debate

"Compared with the BBC's studied neutrality, Fox comes across as a kind of Gong Show of propaganda."
- Russ Baker, in The Nation

"The W stands for wrong choices, wrong judgement, wrong priorities, wrong direction for our country."
- John Kerry

"The vice president even called me unfit for office last night, I guess I'll leave it up to the voters whether five deferments makes someone more qualified to defend this nation than two tours of duty."
- John Kerry commenting on Dick Cheneys' RNC speech

"They do know the difference between mono and Bono. When we tell them we're going to see OutKast, they know it's a band and not a bunch of misfits."
- Jenna Bush

"I just want you to know, President Bush, I want you to know how hard I've been working for you here in California. I've been organizing Republicans for Bush-Cheney. I've been organizing Austrian-born bodybuilders for Bush-Cheney. I have been even organizing girlie men for Bush-Cheney."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

"John Kerry had enough conviction to sign up for the military during wartime, unlike the vice president, who had a deep conviction to avoid military service"
- Sen. Frank Lautenberg of New Jersey responding to Cheneys' attacks on Kerry

"Dick Clarke just does not know what he is talking about. He wasn't involved in most of the meetings of the administration."
- Condoleezza Rice

"A vote for change is a vote for a stronger, safer, healthier America. A vote for Bush is a vote for a divided, unstable, paranoid America. It is our duty to this beautiful land to let our voices be heard. That's the reason for the tour. That's why I'm doing it."
- Dave Matthews

"I felt like I couldn't have written the music I've written, and been on stage singing about the things that I've sung about for the last twenty five years and not taken part in this particular election."
- Bruce Springsteen

"So many minority youths had volunteered that there was literally no room for patriotic folks like myself."
- Tom Delay [R] House Majority Leader on how he got out of the draft

"I am angry that so many of the sons of the powerful and well-placed managed to wangle slots in Reserve and National Guard units"
- Colin Powell 1995

"I would kill George Bush"
- Kirsten Dunst, if she was Spiderman for a day

"I have been nonpolitical for 30 years, but I am disturbed these days, I would give my life to prevent another Vietnam War from affecting our youth, but here it happened again. My values are better represented by the Democrats today."
- Steve Wozniak - Apple Computer co-founder

[Bush] didn't have enough confidence in his civil rights record to stand in front of you"
- Julian Bond, chair of the NAACP's board at the NAACP convention

"Over the years senator Kerry has voted over 350 times for higher taxes."
- Dick Cheney

"John Edwards is in, and the gloves are off."
- Miles O'Brien - CNN

"Faced with a Bush ad onslaught about his 'pessimism', Kerry has picked a running mate whose face and manner exudes Carolinian sunshine"
- Richard Wolffe - Newsweek

"John and I will lead the most spirited presidential campaign America has ever seen and fight to lead our nation in a new and better direction."
- John Kerry

"[Go] Fuck yourself"
- Dick Cheney shows off his debating skills against Sen. Patrick Leahy

"Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win."
- Sun-tzu, The Art of War

"Rumors have restarted that the Republican ticket will not be Bush-Cheney. But today those rumors were put to rest when Cheney said, 'No, I'm keeping him on the ticket.'"
- Jay Leno

"NBC announced that during the summer Olympics they will set a new record by airing over 1200 hours of coverage. Which is amazing because that's 10 hours longer than the coverage of Reagan's funeral."
- Conan O'Brien

"It is the first responsibility of every citizen to question authority."
- Benjamin Franklin

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