John McCain, who stayed overnight on Monday at the Cartagena retreat of President Alvaro Uribe, has seemed to revel in the brief trip to this seaport resort –- he called it “one of the most beautiful cities on earth.” The Caucas – NYT

Is this guy pandering for votes in Colombia or just trying to stay sharp for the general election here? Damn, is there no end to the sucking up this so-called hero will do?
I just love the way McCain and his supporters talk about him refusing to leave his buddies as a POW. First, he didn’t have any American buddies because he made propaganda tapes. His buddies were his jailers. Second, Article III of the United States Military Code of Conduct states, If I am captured I will continue to resist by all means available. I will make every effort to escape and to aid others to escape. I will accept neither parole nor special favors from the enemy.

Not from day one did John McCain comply with Article III of the United States Military Code of Conduct. I was shot down twice and have zero respect for this dipshit. Everyone had better listen to Gen. Wesley Clark about this imposter.

Bobby Miller

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BOGOTA, Colombia - Former presidential candidate Ingrid Betancourt embraced her children for the first time in six years Thursday, saying the thought of them helped her stay alive until a daring rescue plucked her and 14 other hostages from the jungle.

This time Ingrid Betancourt, you’d better stay out of politics or you will end up like Benazir Bhutto. She didn’t listen to America’s puppet Musharrf, and off she went into the wild blue yonder. If these CIA sponsored guerrillas get their hands on you again, you’ll not live to see another sunrise. Let Benazir Bhutto be warning enough.

Bobby Miller Writes

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Sorry, but I dearly love the way things have turned out. Bush was right, “You people with money, just you wait, before it’s over you will love my plan.” -George W. Bush, Polo Club December 2003

The traffic here in Florida was terrible, the stores were packed two hours after opening until closing, and you had to have a reservation to get into a damn McDonalds. Not anymore! The price of fuel and food has even the truckers spread out and driving slower. The streets that were once bumper to bumper with traffic are now half empty.

I know I said I wanted Barack Obama to get elected, but the joy of being able to drive and shop without having deal with the poor whites and minorities is pushing me towards a third Bush term through his surrogate, John McCain.

Bobby Miller

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Dear Bobby W. Miller

I would like very much to thank you. I wasn’t expecting to hear from you, and most certainly wasn’t expecting you to write an in-depth letter answering my questions. But the biggest surprise of all was you asking my opinion on the status quo knowing I’m gay. Here’s your answer.

I never feel threatened or disgusted when I see two men or two women holding hands in an adoring way, so long as they are considerate of the non-gays who might be present. But I feel extreme fear and nausea on encountering bathroom queers like Senator Larry Craig and mass murderers wearing Christian smiles on their faces and flags in their lapels like George W. Bush and Richard Cheney. But the worst feeling of all is the apathy I feel on hearing that a Bush/Cheney supporter lost a loved one in Iraq. That a tornado or flood wiped out everything they had worked for all their lives. While it’s abundantly clear they take no responsibility for the lives they’ve destroyed, I lay it right at their doorstep and say, ‘Serves you right hypocrite.’ I’m I wrong?

Dear Mr. Carlos Sanchez:

Are you wrong? I’m sure Larry Craig, Bush and Cheney, and their supporters would unanimously agree that you’re wrong. I, on the other hand, feel about these people you mentioned as I did a religious nut I worked with. He showed up on my porch one day and said that he had decided to kill himself, but didn’t have a gun. He asked to borrow mine. I went inside, put two shells in a double barrel shotgun and gave it to him. He pulled both hammers back, put it in his mouth and pulled both triggers. I called the cops and, after they got what was left of this guy off my porch, I washed it down. I then took my wife out to lunch and a movie. Came home and made love. All and all, it was a very exciting and fulfilling day.

Respectfully,
Bobby W. Miller

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This is a true story about a man who ended up with a horn of plenty, but traded it in for a few moments of glory. Tom had an above average IQ and even though he was one of the best in his field, one employer after another had to replace him with someone with half his abilities because he knew he was smarter than his fellow workers and not for a second did he let them forget it.

It wasn’t long before he had ran out of job offers and his wife had to go to work because the unemployment insurance wasn’t going to last forever. That left Tom at home alone and really angry.

How and why he ended up on the Yahoo financial group message boards was anyone’s guess, because he was broke and had never owned any stocks. He did have a lot of knowledge about most of the major companies in his former career field. And with his super IQ, it wasn’t long before he had the investment jargon down pat and had formulated a get even plan.

His goal apparently was to cause his former employers as much misery and heartaches as possible. Despite what one might believe, it’s possible to do a lot of damage to a publicly traded company if you’re knowledgeable of things that a company is trying to keep from the public.

Tom knew what he was talking about and, as his bad luck would have it, he made some predictions that were right on the money. The problem was all his newfound friends were making money using his advice while he wasn’t making a dime. However, his low self-esteem and ego loved the attention, but these things don’t pay any bills, so Tom stopped making online predictions.

Legal gambling establishments like casinos and the stock market provide people with a lot of dirty money a means of washing it. One such person had been using Tom’s picks to do just that. And even though Tom had been using an alias, it didn’t take this man long to learn more about Tom than Tom’s mother knew about him. It wasn’t long before Tom and an employee of this investor were having lunch. It was a lunch that Tom couldn’t have paid for, but that wouldn’t have been an option anyway since the lunch and an envelope containing ten $100 bills were presented to Tom who had agreed to provide his benefactor with timely investment information. For a little while Tom kept his part of the bargain, but true to his nature, Tom let it be known that he was the genius and a bigger piece of the pie would be needed to retain his services in the future. When his demand was rejected, Tom did a very naughty thing. He advised his investor to make a large purchase that he knew would be a loser.

Tom’s childish revenge stunt would have gone unpunished because this man knew the risk and didn’t hold an honest miscalculation against Tom. But Tom being Tom, he just had to let this guy know that he had done it on purpose. On returning from work a few days later, Tom’s wife found him slumped over his computer with two bullet holes in his head. No arrests were ever made.

Bob Miller Writes

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I don’t think so, but they’ll do their best to do so for their pride and joy, Israel. A CNN video. It’s a must see.

Israel is the pit viper you’ll find under every rock of contention in Arab and black countries around the world. Israelis brag about their bravado like a street punk facing an old man with his gang standing behind him, but on what battlefield in Iraq are these bad boys fighting? If the US stopped supporting these mighty warriors, the Arabs would soon be herding them like goats. And if you think this is anti-Semitic, just research what Jews did to their fellow Jews for Mr. Hitler.

Bob Miller Writes.

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While Obama, Clinton, and McCain tell their flag-waving supporters about what a wonderful country we have and they all sing out “God Bless America”, these politicians know, if the others don’t, that at that very moment evil is taking place in Guantanamo Prison and in a half dozen other prisons as it did in Abu Ghraib.

Let us all be grateful that this Jehovah, like Allah, is only a paper god, because a god who went to the trouble to carve the Ten Commandments in stone would make it clear to us that it was not the Ten Suggestions that Moses brought down from Mount Sinai.

The United States, with the exception of the first twenty-five years or so of its beginning, has never been what we have laid claim to, but it did at least bear a resemblance to the image that was disseminated to the world. Nevertheless, the desire for control and the fear of losing this newfound diamond in the rough began the slow process of undermining every decent principle this country was built on. Still, brave men and women with more integrity than greed did a reasonably good job of keeping the ungodly, self-serving sociopaths from seizing total control.

That all ended the moment George H. W. Bush and his gang sit up shop in the Oval Office in 1981. The old actor, Ronald Reagan, was hired to play the part of headmaster, and he gave an Academy Award performance; but policy, especially foreign policy, was not his to command. Those policies were drawn up in the basement of the Department of Defense and were implemented by the Central Intelligence Agency.

Having worked in the sewers of the Federal government since 1958, I can tell you that it’s not humans, but pit vipers that crawl in and out of the CIA headquarters located in Langley, VA. One can only pity the uneducated young fools who consider Osama bin Laden the creator of terrorism. Official documents from the U.S. government, formerly classified as Top Secret and Eyes Only for the President, were recently declassified, thanks to the Freedom of Information Act. These documents indicate that between October 1960 and April 1961, in Cuba alone, the CIA introduced 75 tons of explosives in 30 secret aerial missions, and 45 tons of weapons and explosives in 31 Marine infiltrations. These materials were used to perpetrate 310 attacks with bombs, derail 6 trains, and set fire to 150 factories and 800 plantations. Between 1959 and 2003, more than 800 terrorist attacks were performed, including 78 bombings against civil populations and 61 airplanes hijacked. These documents also linked CIA agent and Cuban exile, Luis Posada Carriles, with many terrorist attacks, including the bombing of a Cuban airliner in 1976 that killed 73 people. As for biological aggressions, the African Swine Fever Virus was introduced, forcing the sacrifice of half a million pigs. During the “Reagan and Bush Sr. administrations”, the dengue hemorrhagic fever was introduced, affecting about 344,203 persons, with the record case of 11,400 who fell ill in a single day-July 6, 1981.

Like all other humans on earth, I cannot present one ounce of proof that humankind was ever destroyed by a flood. I suspect this interesting little story about Noah and his Ark is like the Jonah and the whale yarn, meant to be used for entertainment only, not fodder for a holy book. But, let there be no doubt that the right-wing idiots’ jokes about global warming will wilt and crumble right along with their great, great grandchildren. Be it God or man, the world as we now know it will be changed forever by the campfires of fools.

Interesting Video but a bit long in my opinion.

Bob Miller Writes

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“I don’t hate predators. If there weren’t hawks in this country, those in other countries would show up here. Do not misinterpret “Hawk” to mean I approve of George W. Bush and Richard Cheney and their Hermann Goering protégés in the Pentagon. Bush is a mouth and a pen; he’s in a different league altogether than his vice president. Cheney is a vulgar, immoral, sadistic subhuman.”

It would be safe to say that Bob Miller doesn’t like the Bush administration, nor does he take to kindly the war in Iraq. But why? A personal rift with the men at the top? Another rebel looking to make a name for himself by campaigning against authority? Or a talented author and political activist that gives his all for the chance to share his views and talk about what he perceives to be the ‘evil’ of the Bush family?

A loyal American citizen and Veteran of the Vietnam war, Bob Miller is also one of the country’s leading authors, portraying both wit and humor amongst the most serious of all subject matter. In his latest book Kill Me If You Can, Bob draws on the entries he made in his diary during the height of the Vietnam war, expressing both comedy and horror in equal measure from the blindingly honest portrayal of military life at the time.

Having stood for the Senate back in 1992 as a Republican candidate, it’s not as if Bob is leveraging Bush’s foreign policy for political gain. More accurately Miller is determined to carry on his life’s work in spreading the message of the evil and hatred propagated by the Bush regimes, and campaigning for an end to the aggressive foreign policy handling of the US authorities over the last half century.

Never afraid to speak his mind, Bob Miller has been made out to be a rebel and one of the more controversial modern writers, yet his aims are simple: to express his opinions about the underlying problems with the Bush administration, which in his eyes is driven by the greed and desire for personal wealth and power. Never has a writer crossed such difficult issues with the grace of Miller, avoiding political bias and focusing on the truth of the matter, particularly in Kill Me If You Can.

Criticizing the Bush family and standing up against corruption since 1976, Bob Miller has been widely regarded as having extreme views on the war in Iraq, the real reasons behind the invasion and the link with 9/11, and was taken in for questioning by the US Secret Service back in 1990. Furthermore he has been slated in the media as a controversial figure for speaking the sometimes brutal truth about the current state of the American government. Yet unlike many of his peers Miller brings to the table an honesty and integrity that comes from first hand experience of the horrors of war and fighting for a thankless US government. Who is Bob Miller? You decide.

Nick Carter is a veteran who served the US Marines. He has written articles on Vietnam war and against the wars forced by Americans. He is a great admirer of Bob Miller, America’s most controversial writer and author of Kill Me If You Can.

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BAGHDAD - A company of government troops in Sadr City retreated when they came under attack from Shiite militiamen who used the cover of a sandstorm, police said Friday.

On Friday, the Mahdi Army urged government troops to desert and described Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki’s government as “just like Saddam’s.”

No truer words have ever been spoken. This American puppet, Nouri al-Maliki is exactly like the American puppet, Saddam Hussein. One just simply must adore the warmongering hypocrites in the United States.

Kids, if you can’t find a job or you just want to get out of some boring sleepy little town, then our Commander-In-Chief and Big Oil have a plan for you. But don’t sign up believing the propaganda that Bush, the military-industrial complex, and that voters support our troops. As they say, “I’ve been there and done that.” Case in point…

1. Election 2008 polls show that Americans are putting our troops’ welfare second to their jobs, and then there’s…

2. Fresno, Calif. AP - Forced to leave the combat zone after his two brothers died in the Iraq war, Army Spc. Jason Hubbard faced another battle once he returned home: The military cut off his family’s health care, stopped his G.I. educational subsidies and wanted him to repay his sign-up bonus.

3. Washington (Reuters) - About 300,000 U.S. troops returning from Iraq and Afghanistan suffer symptoms of post-traumatic stress disorder or depression, but about half receive no care, an independent study said on Thursday.

Bob Miller

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Around the world people are rediscovering the Solanum tuberosum, a starchy tuberous root vegetable that was first cultivated in Peru some 7,000 years ago, or so says Wikipedia. In the US we produce an average of about 450 million hundredweight (112 pounds) of potatoes each year. That’s a bit more than one potato, two potato, three potato, or four. And you can expect that tonnage to increase in direct proportion to the decrease of dollars in peoples’ pockets. That’s not all of the bad news; those dollars, wherever they’re being kept, are being devalued.

America’s renewed interest in this sugar-saturated vegetable is by choice–a choice they made at the polls. While it is true that sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity played a major role in the outcome of elections 2000 and 2004, their two siblings, fear and greed, made doubly sure that the white collar votes ended up in Big Oil’s ballot box as well.

The man who sits in the Oval Office sits there as a merchant of fear. Fate laid honor and immortality at his doorstep on September 11, 2001; but unlike Washington, Lincoln, and Roosevelt, he stepped over it to go his own way and, to the everlasting shame of our nation, we applauded that decision.

“Pride precedes destruction, and before a fall arrogance of spirit prevails.” Prov. 16:18. When a nation becomes arrogant, it will go through successive cycles of discipline, including economic destruction, loss of basic freedoms, military defeat, and the eventual destruction of the nation (gracebiblechurchbaytown.org).

The above Bible quote was provided solely to point out that pleading ignorance by those who elected and reelected our current president will provide them with the same protection an umbrella would in a hail storm.

Quoting the Bible, however, to make a point is a waste of time since there are contradictions above and below just about any verse one might choose to make a point; and more importantly, if people really believed in the God that is promoted in the holy book of their sect, their actions would parallel their beliefs. Most people do believe there is someone or something that is omnipotent, they just can’t agree on who or what it is.

While scientists can make a good case for evolution, it leaves the human mind depressed. Where is the joy and optimism in knowing that this is it when nothing is going right? When you can’t see how it’s going to get better anytime soon; and if it’s going to get better, it’s entirely up to you to make it so? As strange as it might be for the sociopaths to comprehend, there are a multitude of people who need someone to thank when life is just too grand for words; otherwise, they too become depressed.

There can be no doubt that Thomas Paine and Thomas Jefferson were both right. Mr. Paine said, “It is impossible to calculate the moral mischief, if I may so express it, that mental lying has produced in society. When a man has so far corrupted and prostituted the chastity of his mind, as to subscribe his professional belief to things he does not believe, he has prepared himself for the commission of every other crime. He takes up the trade of a priest for the sake of gain, and in order to qualify himself for that trade, he begins with a perjury. Can we conceive any thing more destructive to morality than this?” Mr. Jefferson added, “The whole history of these books [the Gospels] is so defective and doubtful that it seems vain to attempt minute enquiry into it: and such tricks have been played with their text, and with the texts of other books relating to them, that we have a right, from that cause, to entertain much doubt what parts of them are genuine. In the New Testament there is internal evidence that parts of it have proceeded from an extraordinary man; and that other parts are of the fabric of very inferior minds. It is as easy to separate those parts, as to pick out diamonds from dunghills.” Nevertheless, both men realized that religion serves its purpose and both men used it expertly to promote their agendas.

Bob Miller

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A cheerleader and her friends in Lakeland, Florida beat up a fellow student after seeing an alleged ‘trash talking’ MySpace post.

Parents have been asking for this type of behavior from their offspring for years now, and like it or not, they now must pick up the phone and call an attorney. Then it’s off to the courthouse, and if you’ve never experienced this demeaning, humiliating, and most expensive endeavor, you’re doing something right.

Current law (H.B. 755 122nd General Assembly) defines “unruly child” to include any child:

Who does not subject himself or herself to the reasonable control of his or her parents, teachers, guardian, or custodian, by reason of the child being wayward or habitually disobedient. 2. Who is an habitual truant from home or school. - Who so deports himself or herself as to injure or endanger his or her health or morals or the health or morals of others. 3. Who attempts to marry without parental consent or the consent of the child’s custodian, or legal guardian or other legal authority. 4. Who is found in a disreputable place, visits or patronizes a place prohibited by law, or associates with vagrant, vicious, criminal, notorious, or immoral persons. 5. Who engages in an occupation prohibited by law or is in a situation dangerous to life or limb or injurious to his or her health or morals or the health or morals of others.

On a recent visit to the Smithsonian, my Significant Other and I had to wait in line to view the Declaration of Independence. I assume it’s the original, but I’d put nothing pass the US government. The Bush family might have the original hanging in one of their homes, and the one we saw came from a print shop in Communist China or Taiwan. Anyway, there was this family of four in front of us. The two children were boys that I would guess were between eleven and fourteen years of age. The parents, I suspect, were above average income professionals. It’s strictly a guess, but I’d bet the money I’ve put back for lunch at McDonalds, all $300 of it, that at least one of them, if not both had an MD or PhD.

One of the boys was upset with his father and kept hitting him in the back with his fist. When he didn’t get the response he wanted, he’d hit his Dad harder. It hurt, it had to hurt. Just before I ripped one of the kid’s ear off, his Dad lightly punched the boy back. This kid sits down in the floor and slides on his butt as the line slowly moved, refusing to walk. The other boy, not to be outdone, gets down and ties his mother’s shoe laces together as we all watched. While he was doing this I heard my voice say, “Unbelievable.”

The mother looked at me and asked, “You wouldn’t want two boys, would you?”

I looked at her smiling face, and it helped to dilute at least some of the contempt I felt for her and her husband so I replied, “They wouldn’t last long with me.” Nothing else was said.

Building Self-Esteem

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Tips for building self-esteem Self-esteem is a personality ingredient that one has to have and if possible in great amounts. That is not to say that a person need to be extremely sure of oneself to the point of arrogance; they just need enough amounts to be able to withstand the pressures of life and lead a contented existence.

Developing Self Esteem During Childhood The building of self-esteem starts in childhood. This means that as parents you have a responsibility to help your son or daughter to have a healthy self-image of him or herself. A healthy self-image is the cornerstone of good self-esteem.

How important is self-esteem in a child’s development? Developing self-esteem during childhood is very crucial. This is because it could affect the child in every stages of his or her development. How he looks at him or herself will definitely affect his or her future relationships, career development, confidence, prosperity and even happiness. Studies have shown that one of the traits happy people share is having a positive self-image of themselves.

Building Self Esteem Among Teens Someone once said that people are products of society. This is true because outside the home, friends influence the person and this could either mean doing some good or bad things.

In the end, whatever happens outside comes back into the home. Teachers will probably talk to the parents to update the his or her development in the school. The worse can scenario is being called to the precinct to pick up the teen.

Bob Miller

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In order to answer the question, Are Republicans Thugs?, it’ll take coming to grips with the fact that the Republican Party is not the same party one’s grandparents voted for.

To grasp what has taken place, one must understand that from the late 1800s thru the mid-1900s, the Democratic Party was controlled by the unions in the United States. At that time, the US manufactured 90% of the goods Americans used and 30% of those used in other countries; the Democrats ruled through labor. Although there was enough lies and stealing going on to tilt Earth on its axis, the jobs and money stayed in the United States. That made for a very strong country and dollar.

Business owners who weren’t happy with just making a living, in many cases less net income than the union bosses, set out to fight political corruption with political corruption. They started heaping money and favors on Republican politicians who were, for the most part, considered political nerds by the Democrats. While these politicians were by no stretch of the imagination nerds, they were a minority. Gaining a little dignity and getting even was a far stronger pull than doing well for their country, especially since they had no real say in the status quo anyway. With the new money, these Republican voices began to be heard. They were being heard because these business owners did another very smart thing–they cut back or closed down the businesses that the unions were controlling and bought newspapers, radio stations and all other forms of the media and then set out to destroy their arch enemy, the unions. While the cigar-smoking, do-nothing Democrats were telling jokes about the nerds who had actually won a couple of unexpected seats in Congress, the American voters were not laughing; but the American business owners were starting to smirk.

The Republican Party’s rise to power was nothing short of Cinderella or Robin Hood, at least for a brief moment. As the leaves fall in late autumn because of the lack of nutrients, so did the infrastructure and well-being of the United States. It is very easy to see how this corporate leadership has just about destroyed the greatest country in the history of the world in just a few short years. Whereas 90% of the revenues of corporate America stayed at home under union control, and was divided up reasonably equal by those doing the work, the new Republicans and their bosses divided the money using a ¼ split system. Top management took a ¼ from the top regardless of the outcome of their leadership, they sent a ¼ to their political puppets, another ¼ was sent out of the country for cheap labor, and they graciously allowed Americans to divvy up the rest however they saw fit. One might argue that this still left 3/4 of the money in the US, and that would be true. The problem is half of that money was split up between 300,000 instead of 300,000,000. Add to that the fact that a large percentage of this money went into tax free shelters that were then invested in the overseas companies that were getting the jobs once done by Americans, and it’s a triple whammy.

Being a Republican, I can’t say for sure if we’re thugs or not; but if we’re not, we’ll do until some thugs come along.

Biography: Bob Miller was born in Florence AL, Miller served as a pilot in Vietnam in 1968-69 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross and the Air Medal. Challenged Richard Shelby for a seat in the U.S. Senate in 1992. Produced the television show, The Late Show (BLAB 2001). Worked as the golf pro on Holland America’s ms Westerdam. Bob Miller is America’s most controversial writer and has authored seven books.

Bob Miller Writes

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On a cruise ship not long ago, a fellow passenger asked out of the blue, “How’s that fence between the US and Mexico coming?” It was apparent this fellow was of Spanish decent.

I replied, “Oh, it’s coming along just fine. We expect it’ll be a real inconvenience for hundreds of animals like jack rabbits, coyotes, and wild burros. The US Chamber of Commerce hasn’t said exactly where they’re going to put the holes and ladders so their employees can pass, but I feel reasonably sure they’ll put them in convenient places.”

The stranger smiled, “Well, your news guy Lou Dobbs sure beats that drum a lot. Does he actually believe this fence is going to make a difference?”

This time I smiled, “Are you kidding? Lou Dobbs, like Rush Limbaugh, is paid to stir the pot. Limbaugh plans his stuff around the far right idiots and Dobbs beats his drum for the Independent idiots. Dobbs is more arrogant and opinionated than George W. Bush, if that’s possible. He backs no one simply because no one is worthy of his endorsement. I watch CNN because of Jack McCafferty. Dobbs can’t conduct an interview because of his love of his own voice. I’d like to buy Dobbs for what he’s worth and sell him for what he thinks he’s worth.”

My new friend asked without smiling, “Do you think the people of the United States are ready for germ warfare?”

I answered without smiling, “The Americans are not ready to deal with a hive of killer bees. Americans are brainwashed by the military-industrial complex. They’re told that missiles, jet fighters, and aircraft carriers will keep them safe. Even after the invasion of sixteen guys with box cutters, Americans overwhelmingly gave their approval for the number one arms dealer in the world, the Department of Defense, to invade Iraq. Then these brainwashed fools fill their stomachs with pills made by their archenemy Communist China.”

This well dressed, well spoken man then told me what he’d wanted to tell me all along, “I love it the way Americans curse Mexican-Americans and illegal aliens at the dinner table while gobbling up food that our people grew for them in the fields of the US and Mexico. American doctors and morticians should cut us in on some of the profits. And eating in a restaurant where our people work guarantees that one is eating Mexican spit, urine and dung. After Mr. Dobbs gets his fence built, I’m sure other ingredients will slowly work their way into our culinary efforts for our North Americano brethren.”

Bob Miller Writes

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I really liked Dr. King. I only met him once, but as Edward, one of the two guys who joined me to watch this event unfold said, “King had more courage and integrity in his toenails than most of those gathered at this event. There’s no doubt about it; that hypocrite John McCain not only voted against honoring Dr. King’s birthday, but wouldn’t have allowed him to drink out of his birdbath.”

I personally didn’t find McCain’s presence there anymore vulgar or putrid than all the blacks huddled under umbrellas trying to shake McCain’s hand. I couldn’t force the thought from my mind of how many lives might be saved if this 100-year-warmonger, McCain, left the area as Dr. King had forty years earlier. I’d much rather this old man bite a bullet than have another 4,000 or more young Americans die for a lie, and I said so.

Edward, a New Yorker, and I had worked together in a third world euthanasia program on the behalf of our Christian leadership in Washington, D.C. He said, “I’d prefer to watch the economy drive the morons in this country to suicide rather than waste a cute little P. terribilis or bullet on them.”

I chimed in, “No way can we save the world from the Christian hypocrites by poisoning or shooting a few of them, especially since the Catholics and Mormons breed like rats. How about if we round up as many as we can and neuter the males and spay the bitches?”

The other member of our threesome, Sal, spoke up, “We Jews have the best plan. We simply incite wars between Christians and Muslims. It’s a grand plan that has fringe benefits almost as important as the primary goal. Bob, as a retired pilot, you surely know about parasite drag? This plan gets rid of not only Bible thumpers and rag heads, it’ll eliminate countless thousands of jungle bunnies as well.”

The Jewish member of this threesome didn’t mention my group, rednecks, but I doubt if he’d lose any sleep over a few million rednecks being eliminated. That’s fair. I certainly wouldn’t lose any sleep over Muslims turning Israelis into a tasty dish of meaty shishlik and feeding it to their dogs.

Bob Miller Writes

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