Ugly Woman Contest Winner

I think all the males in the U.S. should get together and have an Academy Award type event to honor old man Bush for being willing to service Barbara. I have only met her once, but once was enough. I owned a bookstore in Houston, Texas and to my surprise, she walked in one day with some woman looking for a rare book. When the woman introduced Bush, she stuck out her hand, I said, “No thanks.” They left!

I’ve humped a few #3 and #4s in my time, but I’d need a case of Viagra to get an erection with Barbara Bush. She just might be the only woman to ever live who makes the late Eleanor Roosevelt look like a beauty queen. I’ll bet that in her current condition, Eleanor looks better than Barbara. Talk about an erectial dysfunction device, Barbara Bush’s face just might be the ultimate weapon.

Bob Miller
Florence, Alabama