Bush Is A friend? You Bet!

I was asked today what I thought about trying to assassinate Bush, Cheney, and their lap dog, Attorney General Michael Mukasey, since it was apparent Congress didn’t have the guts to impeach them.

First of all, you couldn’t get within a mile of Bush or Cheney. They know there are bullets out there with their names on them. As far as Michael Mukasey goes, he’s just one of thousands of political butt boys and not worth a bullet.

Having been locked up for threatening to kill old man Bush, my advice is to forget these guys. They’ll be gone in a few months and the American people not only adore street punks like Bush and Cheney, they deserve them. Back then, I thought I would be saving the next generation from Bush and his Nazi tactics. I had to be out of my mind to believe the orange spiked hair, tattooed creatures with pins and rings in their lips, eyes, ears and noses wearing pants with the crotch down to their knees were worth going to jail for. At least Bush’s wars have gotten some of this trash off the streets. Rather than assassinate Bush and Cheney, we should neuter and spay these damn freaks.

It seems that others are getting sick of these weirdos as well… LYNWOOD, Ill. – AP- Be careful if you have saggy pants in the south Chicago suburb of Lynwood. Village leaders have passed an ordinance that would levy $25 fines against anyone showing three inches or more of their underwear in public.

Bobby Miller